Phydeaux Archives - Page 24 of 44

Putting the “Pro” in Procrastinator

Based on a friend of mine who actually did forget to send his twin sister a card in time.

Mustard Returns

Years ago, I did several strips about Phydeaux being afraid of the mustard identifier. Seemed like time to bring that phobia back as I see so many people afraid of so many silly things.

Music for the Troubled Soul

I thought about writing something in the title about “Music for Trannies” but knew someone would get bent out of shape about that.

Otherwise known as “Food We Didn’t Really Prepare”

I like these things, but they seem like something a bachelor came up with. “Here’s some stuff from my fridge, served on a board.”

Natural Pecan Pie

I love pecans, but there are few worse tastes in the world than when you accidentally chomp down on a piece of shell! (Rather hard on the teeth, too.)

Seedy Storage

I was seeing this product advertised a lot before Christmas. It just struck me as a product that would have sold really well ten or fifteen years ago.

Best Movie Trilogy

For the record, I like all of these but vote with Tuttle.

The Joy of Freedom

I almost didn’t do this one just because I wondering about any parents having to explain it to children. After all, they don’t want their children in a food fight, do they?

Fresh Air Again!!

I have only visited people in jail. I haven’t served any time. Still, there’s a wonderful feeling of freedom when you leave.

You Need This Book!

The funniest book you will have read this year is just a click away! Read more about it here!

In the tradition of other hilarious parodies of great works like National Lampoon’s Bored of the Rings and D.R. Lloyd’s The Sillymarillion and Joseph Smith’s Book of Mormon!!