The fights between Pete and Beaver have been an ongoing joke for years in the strip. I like the idea that everyone seems to have gotten used to them.
What Are We Fighting For/About?
Category: Pete
Lightnin’ Strike
Yes, I know God doesn’t work that way. If he did, striking anyone who did something stupid, we’d all just be ash.
Floating in the Root Beer
I tried this once when young. It’s as bad as you think.
Lanyard Ho!
I had a door card like that for a while, but it was so rare that I needed to use it that I didn’t want to wear a lanyard all the time. Just carried the card in my wallet and felt like a fibbie flashing my wallet like that
Whisk It Away
I really don’t think that would be possible. Unless you just added a tiny little drop of whiskey. If you used it as all the liquid, I don’t think it would solidify. Someone will try now.
It’s a Revelation
Inspired by me teaching through the book of Revelation in Sunday School. Fun class!
Complaint Department
Inspired by what was written on the side of my last pack of printer paper. I’m surprised someone hasn’t sued them for false advertising.
Them’s Fighting Words!
I don’t use that word, but it’s one where I have wondered why it’s considered an insult. Most female dogs I know are quite nice
Homonyms
One of my father’s oft-told jokes. He had few jokes, and he told them often.
The Art of Listening
We have a city park that stocks a LOT of fish periodically. You can tell which days because you drive by and the banks are wall to wall with people enjoying “the serenity of fishing”