What About an Old Heart? Tweet I’d love a movie where Bob Newhart plays Jesus, though he’s a bit old now. Imagine how long the sermon on the mount would take!
Read the Funniest Book of the Year! (that’s an order) Tweet A hilarious parody of Tolkien’s classic “The Hobbit”, set in west Texas. Order The Turtle today!
Hot Dog! Tweet The funny thing was, I drew this cartoon then, a few days later, my wife and I were eating at a place and I realized it WAS easier to eat my baked potato like a hot dog.
It’s 4:30 Somewhere Tweet When I’m on call, it’s weird that I almost never get called out Sunday evening through Thursday evening. It’s like people wait for Friday evening to take a turn for the worse.
My Funeral Tweet As a hospice chaplain, I do a lot of funerals. Looking forward to the day when I’m on the other side.
Doubled on the Dutch Tweet I could never jump one rope with any success. Two just looked like a potential hanging.