
Most things that people “always say” are a lot like this. The difference between the two is comical.

Most things that people “always say” are a lot like this. The difference between the two is comical.

There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.

I know surgeries have a lot of monitors on. Surely they occasionally turn one of them to the game.

Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.

Peanut the elephant hadn’t been in the strip in quite a while, so I drew him in. The conversation grew out of that.

This cartoon was funnier when I drew it. Now even I am only so-so.

What possesses someone to go into that profession? I guess I am glad that some people do.

When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas

When someone tells me, “I’m gonna make a dumpster run”, a good reply is, “Well, you’re ugly enough.”

I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.