This is how my mind worked as a child. I was constantly misunderstanding things I thought made perfect (if weird) sense.
Cleanse the Palate
Category: Food
Stromboli Lately
Yes, Stromboli sounds more like a basketball player’s name, but what’re you gonna do?
How the Sausage is Made
I did this cartoon less for political comment and more because I never hear the phrase “renderin’ plant” anymore.
Open Faced Closed Mouth
I thought this as a child when someone mentioned an “open-face sandwich”
Louisiana’s For Lunch
I have several relatives who live in Louisiana. Some are from there. They all think this sounds like a good idea
Yuckin’ It Up
I have had the trail mix with the little bits of cheese in it. Didn’t mind the taste, but what is in the cheese that keeps it from melting?!?!
He’s a Fighter, Alright
I love going to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory, but it’s kind of expensive. Especially when almost any chocolate from anywhere will satisfy me
Cream in a Can
I like a mouthful straight now and then, but I’ve never tried to suck down a whole can like this. I don’t know why. Just not ambitious, I guess
Concentrate, I Tell Ya, CONCENRATE!
I love licking the spoon after spooning the concentrate into the pitcher for mixing. Don’t know that I would want to drink the whole thing … but I think about it.
Texas BBQ in Style!
I have had people contact me and say this sounds good to them. I love BBQ, but not to drink!!