Google doesn’t agree with my spelling of “somnologist” but I got it straight from the dictionary.
The Somnologist
Category: Music
Carpenters, Da?
I used to really like the Carpenters, maybe because my mom did. Last time I tried to listen to them, though, that taste had passed me by. Wonder why that is?
What Steps Carpenters Dew
Sometimes, the obvious jokes are the best jokes. And then, sometimes not.
What Is Love?
For those who don’t remember … ah, who am I kidding? If you don’t remember the original words. you’re probably not reading this strip anyway.
Classical Music Redux
This is how we used to sing this song when I was in elementary school. Makes as much sense as the original, probably more.
Chef’s Retreat
Thought of this on the way to church one morning. Then, it was real hard to sing “I’ll Fly Away” correctly.
Some People Never Learn
I think of this every time we sing this song in church.
The Kids Are (mostly) Alright
Anybody else remember this song? Let’s sing it together! “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkey meat … “
Songs for the Heart
It’s sad how many people didn’t know the song Phydeaux mentions. Sadder how many didn’t know how to look it up!
Debate the Lyrics
Do kids debate the lyrics anymore? I remember sitting around and debating the songs of Styx and REO Speedwagon and David & David and so forth. I look back and rethink those lyrics and can’t imagine how we wrung that much “wisdom” out of them.