I remember when we used to pay $2 to go to an in-school concert from some tolerable garage band. It was so much that we liked the music as that we were willing to pay $2 to skip class.
School Concerts
Category: Tottle
Blending In
I love the English language. It’s a beautiful thing. And Walt Kelly was the greatest poet of all!
If the Name Fits
Everyone else’s congressman is terrible. Why don’t they vote them out of office?
Swing that Bed!
Back when I worked in hospice, the first time I heard the term “swing bed” I couldn’t imagine what that meant.
Mongooses or Mongeese?
Apparently, “mongeese” is acceptable in some quarters. (Just kidding, it’s not. Whew! I’d hate to have to redraw the strip!)
Put the Pro In It!
What else could it possibly mean? I ask you!
That Irish Egyptian Lady
For those who don’t know, that’s not Tuttle with the laptop. That’s his nephew Tottle.
Scopes Monkey Trial
One of the low points in human history. If only the guy defending the Bible had read it.
A Span or So
I have often thought about how imprecise such measurements are, which is why actual people didn’t use them that way. “Go figure” indeed!
Be the Collar
When our cat would eat from his bowl while wearing his e-collar, he looked like a little Pixar lamp. We briefly thought about renaming him.