I was going to look up Slovenia on a map. But I hate to do all that research.
What About Slovenia?
Category: Tottle
Clockwise
I have realized there are young people–not necessarily kids–who do not understand “clockwise”. Or clocks.
Pantaloons
My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.
Past Tense
I think Pete should be right on this. Let’s call the OED people and see if we can get this included next year.
This Makes Sense to Me
This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.
Those Poor Missiles
Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.
School Concerts
I remember when we used to pay $2 to go to an in-school concert from some tolerable garage band. It was so much that we liked the music as that we were willing to pay $2 to skip class.
Blending In
I love the English language. It’s a beautiful thing. And Walt Kelly was the greatest poet of all!
If the Name Fits
Everyone else’s congressman is terrible. Why don’t they vote them out of office?
Swing that Bed!
Back when I worked in hospice, the first time I heard the term “swing bed” I couldn’t imagine what that meant.