#Goldie Archives - Page 2 of 3 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Driving Tests Are Picky

I heard the driving test around here no longer has you parallel park. This makes sense considering how little we have to do that in this part of the world.

Gettin’ Shots

I thought of this one day at work when it seemed like the word “shots” was coming up about three times a minute.

There is no Vaccine

I’ve been trying to foster a pundemic ever since getting over the virus. I’ve also donated a lotta plasma.

Concert 2 Nite!

Sometimes on a Sunday morning, I find myself singing the songs as Elmer Fudd would. Only my wife has noticed.

Merry Christmas (still)!

Strips appear on-line one week after they appear in the papers. If you would like to see them sooner, have your local newspaper contact me garisonfitch@gmail.com!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of me at “Tuttle’s”!

Thanksgiving Again

Actually, I can think of a lot of things to be thankful for this year. Good and bad happened, but lots of good. Praise God!

Another Word for “Death”

This came from when we were talking to the funeral director about my father’s obituary. He said if we just gave him the basics he would write it. My niece, Emily, said, “Like a Mad-Lib?”

Maybe I Should Try This With My Aunts

We actually tried this home remedy at our house. All it accomplished was that the ants did avoid the mint. Didn’t get rid of them, but they sure made a highway around the mint!

HisPillow

This was inspired by me handling a bag of grout and they are kindof malleable, but I don’t think they would be comfortable.

Indemic

I was one of the first people in our area to get the bat-soup flu, so these cartoons came easily to me while under quarantine.