Lobbying for a Hobby Tweet My brother-in-law, married to my sister, said this one hit a little too close to home.
Flies and Skeeters Tweet The emails about this one generally ran along the lines of “I don’t get, oh wait. Never mind. That’s funny!”
Backwards is Forward (thinking) Tweet I have a shirt like Phydeaux’s that actually could be worn inside out, except that the shoulder stripes aren’t on the underside. The other parts are.
Morning Refresher Tweet Based on an almost-true story. I realized I had grabbed the wrong can just before spraying.
Fine Dining, Candles and All Tweet My wife likes to go to a “nice” restaurant, even for my birthday, when I my particular tastes are much more simple.
Couch Advancement Tweet We recently bought a couch. At the store, the salesman neglected to mention that it had USB ports.
Driving Tests Are Picky Tweet I heard the driving test around here no longer has you parallel park. This makes sense considering how little we have to do that in this part of the world.
Gettin’ Shots Tweet I thought of this one day at work when it seemed like the word “shots” was coming up about three times a minute.
There is no Vaccine Tweet I’ve been trying to foster a pundemic ever since getting over the virus. I’ve also donated a lotta plasma.