#Goldie Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

What Did You Mean?

There are phrases we use that would be confusing to the animal world if they used them. Like “son of a —-!”

Polish off the Syrup

We do this at our house, adding some milk when you’re down to the bottom of the chocolate syrup bottle, Our younger son has a different opinion as to what constitutes “near the bottom”.

For One of the Greatest

For those of you who don’t remember “Pogo”, you’re really missing out! Fantastically written and drawn strip by the great Walt Kelly.

Lobbying for a Hobby

My brother-in-law, married to my sister, said this one hit a little too close to home.

Flies and Skeeters

The emails about this one generally ran along the lines of “I don’t get, oh wait. Never mind. That’s funny!”

Backwards is Forward (thinking)

I have a shirt like Phydeaux’s that actually could be worn inside out, except that the shoulder stripes aren’t on the underside. The other parts are.

Morning Refresher

Based on an almost-true story. I realized I had grabbed the wrong can just before spraying.

Fine Dining, Candles and All

My wife likes to go to a “nice” restaurant, even for my birthday, when I my particular tastes are much more simple.

A Fir Peace

This cat (or one like it) has appeared before.

Couch Advancement

We recently bought a couch. At the store, the salesman neglected to mention that it had USB ports.