Football Star Tweet We assume that pigs would be against football. But what if they think of it as an honor? Especially if you get to be in the championship!
First Words Tweet My wife almost cried when our oldest son’s first “word” was “dada”. I tried to convince her it wasn’t actually a word, but I think she thought I was being disingenuous. I was.
Clam Shell Soup Tweet I kept ragging on people investing in crypto because it was based on nothing. None of them went for the obvious rejoinder than neither is my money.
Another One of THOSE Shops?!?! Tweet I like s’mores, except that you can’t make or eat them without making a mess. Okay, so maybe that’s one of the features, not a bug.
A Buffett of Literature Tweet After having heard of “Last of the Mohicans” all my life I finally read it recently. Buy, that was a long slog! Glad I did, but doubt I’ll do it again.
Masked Tweet I saw a lady recently come out of the grocery store bare-faced then get in her car, put on a mask, and drive away alone. Would love to know what that was all about.
Lookalikes Tweet There are animals that, even after someone tells me, I can’t tell how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can, otherwise there wouldn’t be more of them.
Look Alikes Tweet Having seen armadillos, I’m not sure how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can.
Marriage and Friends Tweet I think all of the major characters are married now except Pete. And Flatfoot, though he is dating.