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Having seen armadillos, I’m not sure how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can.
I think all of the major characters are married now except Pete. And Flatfoot, though he is dating.
I have been waiting to use this, but no one ever asks me what I did with my day.
I think this came about as my wife was telling me about a spelling bee at her school. I also thought about doing it as a riff on Aunt Bee.
I don’t want to read this book. Probably printed with green ink that would get all over your hands.
I recently saw “Wrath of Kahn” in the theater. I think it still holds up very well.
The usual way of saying the third panel where I could from would be “ain’t it, tho?”
This has always been one of my motivations for voting. The problem is, the damage they do is felt so much worse here than there.
This joke was hard to work out because it’s more audio than visual.
I think Louis L’Amour was quoting someone else when he wrote this, but I can’t remember who.