Goldie Archives - Page 2 of 4 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Morning Refresher

Based on an almost-true story. I realized I had grabbed the wrong can just before spraying.

Fine Dining, Candles and All

My wife likes to go to a “nice” restaurant, even for my birthday, when I my particular tastes are much more simple.

A Fir Peace

This cat (or one like it) has appeared before.

Couch Advancement

We recently bought a couch. At the store, the salesman neglected to mention that it had USB ports.

Driving Tests Are Picky

I heard the driving test around here no longer has you parallel park. This makes sense considering how little we have to do that in this part of the world.

Gettin’ Shots

I thought of this one day at work when it seemed like the word “shots” was coming up about three times a minute.

There is no Vaccine

I’ve been trying to foster a pundemic ever since getting over the virus. I’ve also donated a lotta plasma.

Wifely Wisdom

I learned this lesson in a very personal way.

Concert 2 Nite!

Sometimes on a Sunday morning, I find myself singing the songs as Elmer Fudd would. Only my wife has noticed.

Merry Christmas (still)!

Strips appear on-line one week after they appear in the papers. If you would like to see them sooner, have your local newspaper contact me garisonfitch@gmail.com!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of me at “Tuttle’s”!