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I have a shirt like Phydeaux’s that actually could be worn inside out, except that the shoulder stripes aren’t on the underside. The other parts are.
Based on an almost-true story. I realized I had grabbed the wrong can just before spraying.
My wife likes to go to a “nice” restaurant, even for my birthday, when I my particular tastes are much more simple.
This cat (or one like it) has appeared before.
We recently bought a couch. At the store, the salesman neglected to mention that it had USB ports.
I heard the driving test around here no longer has you parallel park. This makes sense considering how little we have to do that in this part of the world.
I thought of this one day at work when it seemed like the word “shots” was coming up about three times a minute.
I’ve been trying to foster a pundemic ever since getting over the virus. I’ve also donated a lotta plasma.
I learned this lesson in a very personal way.
Sometimes on a Sunday morning, I find myself singing the songs as Elmer Fudd would. Only my wife has noticed.
