Doctoring Archives - Page 47 of 49 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Are We healed, Yet

Of course, psychiatry and mental therapy and like disciplines are not there to heal, but to bring healing. What’s the difference? One involves success and the other involves pay.

Even Worse than the Pancreas?

Yes, I know most people don’t find anything funny about cancer, but I don’t find anything funny about Lubbock, so it all works out, right?

Still a Better Name than Sod Poodles

We’re getting a new minor league team and there was supposedly a public vote for the name but I have a sneaking suspicion the owners had already picked the name they wanted and just pretended to give us a choice.

What is Crazy?

Even though I cannot settle on a color for the little bird, it probably is the same one that’s always coming to see Penn for psychiatric help.

Pardon Me While I Walk About

People don’t use the word “perambulate” much anymore. I think it’s because they never used it much before.

Non-Compliant

Ya gotta wonder about the patients that won’t do what the doctor tells them to do (or take) and then get mad at the doctor for not healing them

Empathetic Empaths

I have learned that, to be thought of as a good listener, you don’t actually have to listen, just be silent.

Infusion, Eh?

Yes, this is a real thing. I heard it at work. I have no idea what it is and am too lazy to look it up (beyond how to spell it).

Fatty Who? What?

I like making fun of something so disgusting and potentially fatal.

Ugly Mole, Dermatologist, and Thou

I’ve used this joke about an ugly mole before, even going back to the “Cottage & CO” days.