Never Learn Tweet I think my wife came up with this one while we were watching some TV show that used the phrase from the first panel.
That’s Right, Y’all! Tweet Based on a buddy of mine whose wife drug him to the opera and he didn’t realize it was in English until after it was over and she told him it was. In the words of Andy Griffith, “Opera ain’t nothin’ but hollerin’, but it’s high-classed hollerin’.”
There’s Something About That Man Tweet This came about because a friend was into those scented candles that were supposed to improve your mood or love life or whatever. I walked into her office and the one she had going took me back to the 1980s and “Aqua Velva”. I didn’t tell her that. Now, I really hope there’s an essential oil that smells like “Hai Karate”!
More Gifts Tweet Years ago, there was a strip where Tuttle gave Rita turtle wax. I guess he hasn’t exactly learned from that experience.
For to Us … Tweet The strips appear online one week after appearing in the newspaper. If you would like to see them “live”, in your newspaper, have your local paper contact me at garisonfitch@gmail.com. And Merry Christmas!
Hallmark Movie Binge Tweet I know who people who watch every one of those movies. And I know people who think such watching is a sign of the end of our culture. I think it’s just funny.
7th Inning Stretch and nap Tweet I like that Picadillo, who is usually the intellectual leader of the characters, is just as committed to this insane idea as everyone else.
A Right Fielder’s Dream Tweet In the majors, they often put their best outfielder in right field, but in adult softball, it’s still where you stick the guy who’s more liability than asset. I know, because I have played a LOT of right field.
A Full Season Tweet This came about because I realized I had gone the whole summer without any baseball cartoons.