Five Tool Players Tweet In some seasons, the team has actually been good. Schulz is right, though: losing is funnier.
My Best Idea Yet!! Tweet I do think the main trouble that fraternal organizations are battling now is that no one wants to take the time. Here’s the solution!
So Mote It Bee Tweet I like this character and want to find more to do with him. Maybe he should run on the Whig Party platform since they were comprised of former members of the Anti-Mason Party. Really.
Robot Vacuum Blues Tweet My son’s dog sheds so much that I think it would set one of those robot vacuum’s motors on fire. And she’s a shorthaired dog. Seems like all of her eating must go to hair production.
Eating Skills Tweet The other day I was at a pizza place with my son and he pointed out a lady at a nearby table who was eating her pizza with a knife and fork. I know there’s no moral or civil law against such things, but it sure gets your attention! Okay, mine, anyway.
Hi Bob! Tweet I bet college students today have never heard of “hi bobs”. It’s hard to say that’s a bad thing.
No Shame There Tweet I like that he is somehow able to draw his head down below his shoulder level. Do turtles have shoulders?
For Love of the Game Tweet In previous seasons there was no indication that the players were doing it for pay. Is this a new development or just a continuity error? Only time will tell.
Curling! Tweet We barely had winter this year, so it would have been doubly hard to curl. And no one got sick at our house, so we weren’t hurling, either!