Picadillo Archives - Page 6 of 17 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Classic Sci Fi

I recently saw “Wrath of Kahn” in the theater. I think it still holds up very well.

Is Not Would Not Could Not

The usual way of saying the third panel where I could from would be “ain’t it, tho?”

Send Me to Washington, or Else!

This has always been one of my motivations for voting. The problem is, the damage they do is felt so much worse here than there.

Bear Feet

This joke was hard to work out because it’s more audio than visual.

Ready to Rule the World

I think Louis L’Amour was quoting someone else when he wrote this, but I can’t remember who.

Convenience Store Blues

Ah, the old jokes are sometimes the best. And any time you can make a punchline that involves gas, you know you have the junior high vote.

Calling Tom. Tom, are you there?

Was watching the great “Quigley Down Under” when this idea came to mind. Now, how to get Tom Selleck on board with the project …

Pariah

I’m sure this legend still exists in some quarters. I remember being told it as fact when I was a child and being afraid for my cousin who picked up a dead armadillo.

MOTTA

I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”

Slap Happy

I still think they should have given Will Smith a Lifetime Achievement award as he single-handedly (ha!) got more press for the Oscars than they’ve had in years.