Initial Salad Tweet I think it’s stupid that there’s not just one standard for all writing. That being said, I love to mix styles and find a way to say something that’s correct in one style and wrong in another.
BIG Screen TV Tweet I go into some spaces where the TV is really too big, overwhelming the room, and I think to myself, “I want one like that.”
Buy Polar Tweet I have bi-polar friends who loved this joke and bi-polar friends who were terribly offended. (And no, they weren’t the same person.)
Employee Recognition Tweet I recommended this to my doctor as he so rarely remembers his employees’ names.