Tuttle Archives - Page 29 of 82 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Five Tool Players

In some seasons, the team has actually been good. Schulz is right, though: losing is funnier.

Drawing to an Inside Straight Line

My wife always says she can’t draw a stick figure. She can actually draw what she means pretty well, she just doesn’t like it.

Fear of Masons

I’m surprised I’ve gotten no feedback on this from any Masons. I know there are a few left in this world.

The Snake that Swallowed the Porcupine

Now that I see it as a headline, I think that would make for a really good children’s book title. Any ideas what it would be about?

My Best Idea Yet!!

I do think the main trouble that fraternal organizations are battling now is that no one wants to take the time. Here’s the solution!

Pariah

I’m sure this legend still exists in some quarters. I remember being told it as fact when I was a child and being afraid for my cousin who picked up a dead armadillo.

Kitten Kaboodle

Try this. Cats don’t care.

Freemason Know-It-All

I like to hear people who are convinced the Masons are behind everything. I knew a guy named Paul Mason in high school and I just can’t see him doing that.

So Mote It Bee

I like this character and want to find more to do with him. Maybe he should run on the Whig Party platform since they were comprised of former members of the Anti-Mason Party. Really.

Inned of the Whirled

This one came about years ago, I just never drew it. My wife would just comment about how she was going to go catch the end of the world news. Another good one is “I’m going to go watch the news in the bedroom.”