Pork Tweet Yes, I admit I thought of this one while sitting in church. And yes, our preacher was preaching an excellent series on Revelation.
What Kinda Book?!?! Tweet I still use the phone book … it’s a whole, easily kept supply of Firestarter.
Save Face Big Time Tweet I tried to picture what an elephant face mask would look like. Would they have a special sleeve for the trunk>
What is a Shoe Fly Anyway? Tweet A catchy song that never made sense to me, even as a child. Why would a fly care whether I belong to someone or not?
Fine Dining Finally Tweet These are, honestly, some of my favorite treats in the world. I don’t keep the ingredients around the house, though, because I tend to overeat.