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Grey Bar Motel

Or maybe it should be “grey bar B&B”. Plus, now this makes you want to see your friend Jack on an airplane, huh? And, hopefully, he won’t be wearing a mask.

Knocka-Knocka

I was always terrible at skipping rope, but I was better than average at knock-knock jokes.

Dunkin’ What Now?

I was thinking of two things I like really well that I don’t think would go great together. At least, not as a dippin’ sauce.

Meth-odism

Thankfully, the Methodists I know have liked this strip. Is that scary?

Run in Fright

I was thinking of people I know who have gone solar and how none of them are happy with the way things have worked out compared to what they were promised.

Real Live Zombies

Inspired by an actual trip to the park where I really did feel like the only one who wasn’t talking on a phone.

Gerry Who?

I like a doctor who’s willing to admit he knows nothing. Okay, no I don’t.

Hi-Resolution TV

This is about how long my resolutions last.

Level Lore

I don’t trust myself to cut legs, so several of the tables around my house have shims–though none to Phydeaux’s extent.

Tell-A-Doc(tor)

I was once walked through putting my son’s elbow back in joint over the phone, years before phone docs became a “thing”.