When it was first announced that George Noory was taking a sabbatical from his popular radio program “Coast to Coast” many listeners wondered who could possibly fill his shoes and lend the sympathetic ear that the millions of insomniacs have come to rely on in their midnight travails.
No one need worry any longer as it has been announced that popular preacher, speaker and author John MacArthur will be filling in and taking calls from the usual assortment of ghost-hunters, UFO enthusiasts and general weirdos that regularly call in to “Coast to Coast”.
Listeners can expect to hear MacArthur’s sympathetic and dulcet tones as he patiently tells the UFO aficionados that they’re being tricked by Satan, the conspiracy buffs that it doesn’t matter what the Illuminati do so long as one’s heart is fully given over to the Lord and that all the other freaks who call in are really in need of spiritual counseling and a Biblically solid local church to carry them through their season of delusion.
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