RBA – Local Catholic Priest Says Half of All Confessions These Days involve “Game of Thrones”

A local Catholic priest, who spoke to us on condition of anonymity, said that half of all confessions anymore were just from people who found themselves watching “Game of Thrones”.

“We used to have maybe one person a month come in and want to confess the sin of pornography and I would tell them to go read Proverbs 5:19 and we would talk about it more later. Now, every other person who comes in is telling me about this horrid show they watch that apparently features breasts and rape as main characters.

“I don’t watch the show myself, of course, because with my vow of near-poverty all I can afford is this lousy basic cable package that doesn’t even have FS1! I missed five of the ALCS games this year! I tell you, I had to go to confession myself for all the cussing I had directed at MLB.”

 

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