Phydeaux Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

What’s Up, Hoss?

For those who don’t know … look it up. I can’t do everything.

BTW, I worked with a guy who was a relative of Blocker’s and was convinced his death was ordered by LBJ. Seriously.

Hakuna Frittata

Or, you could pronounce it “free-Tatas”, which is a word only married people should be using.

Call of …

There’s a joke in here but maybe I’m the only person who cared about it: Tuttle is always writing these novels and screenplays with punnish, derivative titles that–as far as we know–fail like all of my novels. Phydeaux’s stupid scatological game caught on, though.

Scriptural Argument

“Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eat.” ~Alf

Dying to Get In

There really is a BOGO sale going on at the cemetery nearest my house.

The Cruelest Blow

There’s a dentist office near here that’s in what clearly used to be a gas station. I am all for the re-use of old buildings, I just think this dentist should have gone to more links to make his building look less like what it used to be.

Spring Training

Repeat Business

Yesterday I got an offer in the mail for a credit card for use at my doctor’s office. I think I’ll change doctors.

Fight of the Millennium

I know people who are heavily invested in the C vs A fight of the first panel. I can generate interest in the debate, but ultimately, I’m not enthused enough to take a side. The ironic thing is, John Calvin wouldn’t recognize the modern day “Calvinists” and Jacob Arminius would probably disown the Armenians.

Bad News For Doctors