Appropriate Tweet This is actually a conversation from real life. I work in hospice and we have to “prove” that our patients are appropriate for the service. Sometimes, by regs, we have to take them off the service, then they die shortly thereafter, leading someone to comment, “I guess she was appropriate.”
Lackey AND Toadies Tweet The dentist I went to all my growing up years, who was also our orthodontist, had himself and a lady who was a receptionist. Now, when I go to the dentist, there’s 3-4 people at the front desk, 6 or 7 cubicles with a dental hygienist in each, and then seems like a dozen other people running thither and anon. And then, the dentist himself makes a 30 second appearance just at the end. The MD’s office is the same way.
Venous, pronounced “Venus” Tweet My original idea for Pete’s misunderstanding may have been funnier, but I was afraid it would hurt someone’s feelings. (I don’t mind causing offense, but this was just making fun of someone’s name and that seemed needlessly hurtful. It’s a blurry line.)
Fighting Sleep Tweet I secretly admire those people who are so good and so indispensable at their jobs that they can fall asleep in meetings without fear of reprisal.
Repeat Business Tweet Yesterday I got an offer in the mail for a credit card for use at my doctor’s office. I think I’ll change doctors.
Medicine Practice is For Suckers Tweet I’ve met a few doctors with this level of cockiness, though they didn’t come right out and say it.