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My sister once ordered a chocolate banana and a milkshake from DQ and they gave her a chocolate-banana milkshake
My eyes glaze over during almost all speeches, even the ones I’m giving.
I would do this more often myself if the bullets weren’t so expensive.
For the easily offended, let’s assume the weapon used here is a potato gun.
My doctor’s office is not a gun free zone. In fact, I think the doctor is packing.
No, I don’t think all doctors are this way. TUTTLE is this way.
I’ve thought about getting one of these. I don’t hate tattoos, but I do find them unattractive. Other people obviously don’t, so more power to ’em.
I know people who get really bent out of shape over how someone pronounces “pen” over”pin”. I think these are the same people who cry at political rallies.
I have one right now!
This is one joke that works better in print than it does with spoken word.
