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I have no aps on my phone, but plenty of naps on my calendar
Funny, in a personal way.
Ergo, dogs are nature.
For those of you who don’t get this one … I don’t know what to tell you.
I’m happy to say my wife hates being on the phone almost as much as I do.
I think it’s stupid that there’s not just one standard for all writing. That being said, I love to mix styles and find a way to say something that’s correct in one style and wrong in another.
I have bi-polar friends who loved this joke and bi-polar friends who were terribly offended. (And no, they weren’t the same person.)
I think “Redneck Dwarves” would be a good name for a band. Probably ska.
Anybody remember the Presidential Seal’s name?
Except that I hate coffee, this sounds just fine to me.
