Miss Diagnosed, 2018 Tweet Now that I think about it, that would be a good title for a beauty contest made up entirely of female doctors (until someone sues to make them include men).
Impersonal Service Tweet Inspired by having to use a medical record number on each document I fill out at work.
“The” Girl Tweet We all have that friend who met “the” girl (or “the” guy) several times before finding one that might actually be the one, haven’t we?
Grasshopper Ice Cream Tweet Actually, I was trying to remember the last time I heard chocolate-mint ice cream referred to as “grasshopper”, This joke may not work for anyone under 40.
Plagiarism Tweet I was taking a class and we had to write a paper on why plagiarism is wrong. I was the only student in the class to illustrate my paper with a comic strip.
Chocolate-Covered Tweet My sister once ordered a chocolate banana and a milkshake from DQ and they gave her a chocolate-banana milkshake