Grasshopper Ice Cream Tweet Actually, I was trying to remember the last time I heard chocolate-mint ice cream referred to as “grasshopper”, This joke may not work for anyone under 40.
Plagiarism Tweet I was taking a class and we had to write a paper on why plagiarism is wrong. I was the only student in the class to illustrate my paper with a comic strip.
Chocolate-Covered Tweet My sister once ordered a chocolate banana and a milkshake from DQ and they gave her a chocolate-banana milkshake
Gun Free Zone Tweet My doctor’s office is not a gun free zone. In fact, I think the doctor is packing.
Tattoo U. Tweet I’ve thought about getting one of these. I don’t hate tattoos, but I do find them unattractive. Other people obviously don’t, so more power to ’em.