“The” Girl Tweet We all have that friend who met “the” girl (or “the” guy) several times before finding one that might actually be the one, haven’t we?
Grasshopper Ice Cream Tweet Actually, I was trying to remember the last time I heard chocolate-mint ice cream referred to as “grasshopper”, This joke may not work for anyone under 40.
Plagiarism Tweet I was taking a class and we had to write a paper on why plagiarism is wrong. I was the only student in the class to illustrate my paper with a comic strip.
Chocolate-Covered Tweet My sister once ordered a chocolate banana and a milkshake from DQ and they gave her a chocolate-banana milkshake
Gun Free Zone Tweet My doctor’s office is not a gun free zone. In fact, I think the doctor is packing.