Fat free = taste free Tweet Why are we willing to pay more for a product that actually cost the manufacturer less to produce?
Still a Better Name than Sod Poodles Tweet We’re getting a new minor league team and there was supposedly a public vote for the name but I have a sneaking suspicion the owners had already picked the name they wanted and just pretended to give us a choice.
Buffalo Guns Won’t You Come Out Tonight? Tweet I realized later that this punch line might have worked better in my “Cottage & CO” strip because here in “Tuttle’s” there’s the possibility of an armed buffalo being a character who draws little notice because all the other animals have been packing at one time or another.
Dance! Tweet Over the years, Peanut has taken up sky-diving, bungee-jumping, hopscotch and, of course, politics.
I Believe I Can, Too Tweet If I have to tell you what song this is based on, well … I’m not sure where I was going with that sentence.
C.F.D.P. Tweet When I hit middle age, my tolerance for caffeine was greatly diminished, so now I only have one caffeinated drink a week. Caffeine Free Dr Pepper helps to lessen the pain of withdrawal.
What is Crazy? Tweet Even though I cannot settle on a color for the little bird, it probably is the same one that’s always coming to see Penn for psychiatric help.
Prepared for Dark Times Tweet I actually saw a place selling 8 or 16 ft, Kevlar USB cords. Maybe because everyone else has a stupid cat like mine that likes to chew through computer cords. (He’s somehow smart enough to never chew on power cords.)