More Aunt Infestations Tweet In a case of life imitating art, we have had a terrible ant infestation at our house lately. So we called the exterminators. Like last time, the ants got worse for a couple days before going away. Makes me wish it was an aunt infestation.
Define Peripatetic Tweet I can’t remember where this one came from. I’m guessing I read the word in a book, but I cannot now remember what book.
Venous, pronounced “Venus” Tweet My original idea for Pete’s misunderstanding may have been funnier, but I was afraid it would hurt someone’s feelings. (I don’t mind causing offense, but this was just making fun of someone’s name and that seemed needlessly hurtful. It’s a blurry line.)
Fine Dining Tweet I think I have been to every Sonic in Amarillo, Dumas, Dimmitt, Hereford, Canyon, Borger, Pampa and Clarendon. Considering how many there are in Amarillo, that’s no small feat! OK, well, maybe it is.
Eye Humor You Tweet I love listening to people who don’t know they can’t tell a joke. And then everyone laughs, and they think they CAN tell a joke. Wait, what it that’s me?!?!
Unequally Yoked — Not Yolked Tweet I like Trek and Wars both and have little patience for the knuckleheads who say you have to like one or the other. Not like we’re talking Coke vs. Pepsi here, folks!
Even Worse than the Pancreas? Tweet Yes, I know most people don’t find anything funny about cancer, but I don’t find anything funny about Lubbock, so it all works out, right?
C.F.D.P. Tweet When I hit middle age, my tolerance for caffeine was greatly diminished, so now I only have one caffeinated drink a week. Caffeine Free Dr Pepper helps to lessen the pain of withdrawal.
The key to a Good Marriage Tweet Listening is important in marriage, but as a quiet person, I have learned that most people in the world don’t care if you listen. So long as you don’t interrupt them, they think you’re a good listener and will often compliment you for it.