Cultural Approbation

Would it be cultural appropriation for a white dude to dress as Lando Calrissian for a Halloween party?

Bad Fish

Yes, it’s a riff on an old joke. Hopefully, one that adds in a little “awww” factor.

Dunkirk, the Movie

I really enjoyed that movie, and it was one best seen on the big screen. (The “Dunkirk” movie. These new Star Trek movies from JarJar Abrams aren’t worth checking out.)

Not Just Any Visor

I also thought about calling it the “add-visor” but this was funnier.

Where ARE the Ding-Dong Daddies?

A “Ding-Dong-Daddy” is a man from Dumas, TX. The women are “Ding-Dong Dollies”. No, I didn’t just make that up. To read the book that is in Tuttle’s hand (and put money in my personal pocket), go to

Ground Chuck

This is the closest to Groundhog Day that Chuck has ever arrived.

Needed Sleep

Based on my cats, 18 hours is a conservative estimate.


Gilligan, Hope & Crosby, Indiana Jones, and the list goes on. As a child, didn’t you think quicksand was just around every corner?

Serving God

Suddenly, the bird is remarkably self-aware.