Hirsute or Hair Suit?

Inspired by my golden retriever who I would swear sheds enough fur that we could knit a new wiener dog every week.

A Boost of Booze

I’ve known a few hospice patients who would have preferred booze.

Referent

I still show up as a reference for a guy I knew twenty years ago.

Waste of Time?

I hate IDTs. I can’t stand FB, either, but it’s a better use of time than IDTs.

Thrush

I have never been sure exactly what thrush was, but it always sounds miserable!

Oncology Alert

This one works better if you say it out loud.