RBA – Local Christian Book Store Gets into the Outdoor Market By Offering Lot’s Wife Shaped Salt Licks

Mary & Ferd’s Christian Store, one of the longest-serving businesses in town, has lately been trying its hand at offering outdoor equipment. With the success of their lines like “Apostle Paul’s Corinthian Tents” and “St. Pete’s Fishing Gear”, they are now adding items for Christian hunting enthusiasts. Continue reading “RBA – Local Christian Book Store Gets into the Outdoor Market By Offering Lot’s Wife Shaped Salt Licks”

RBA – John MacArthur to Guest Host ‘Coast to Coast’ While George Noory is on Sabbatical

When it was first announced that George Noory was taking a sabbatical from his popular radio program “Coast to Coast” many listeners wondered who could possibly fill his shoes and lend the sympathetic ear that the millions of insomniacs have come to rely on in their midnight travails. Continue reading “RBA – John MacArthur to Guest Host ‘Coast to Coast’ While George Noory is on Sabbatical”

RBA – Non-Instrumental Church of Christ School Announces Changes to Band Program

Abilene Christian University, flagship secondary education institution of the non-instrumental Churches of Christ, has made the following inspirational announcement concerning their historic and award-winning five hundred piece band:

“The Wildcats of ACU have always been and always shall be very proud of our band and its accomplishment. While never as well-known, respected or entertaining as the Cowboy Band from our cross-town rival Hardin-Simmons University, we have prided ourselves on always making a joyful noise—but never to the Lord, for that would be blasphemous.

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RBA – New Undercover Video Purports to Show Bill Gaither Listens to Stryper

Rogue videographer James O’Keefe is hinting that his next world-changing video will provide indisputable proof that beloved songster Bill Gaither not only enjoys playing heavy metal Christian vinyl on the boss Realistic stereo system he has set up in his basement, he admits to frequently jamming along on a vintage key-tar.

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